Last night, while attending one of Sammy's prenatal appointments, I learned that there's a shit to begin all shits. Yep, you read that correctly, every human debuts into this world with a uterine send-off of sewage muck.

David Lacy’s Childfree Life (D.C.F.L.) will pass away August 2024. Born in Sacramento, California and raised in neighboring Davis, it was 44.